Crystal: âEvery time the cameras were down, RuPaul was cracking jokesâ
The funniest standup Iâve ever seen â¦
My first thought was Margaret Cho. I used to watch her DVDs at 18 while stoned, and just marvel at her talking about sex and gay rights.
The Guide: Staying In â sign up for our home entertainment tips Read moreThe funniest sketch Iâve ever seen â¦
Kylie Brakeman on Twitter re-enacting various Trump bot accounts, but basically any sketch she does: âHello my name is suburban housewife, my job is America, and my husband is a gun.â
The funniest book Iâve ever read â¦
Recently, [Andrea Lawlorâs] Paul Takes the Form of a Mortal Girl. I felt personally attacked by it constantly. For example, Paul needs a job and starts listing his known talents: âShoplifting, washing dishes, knowing what was going to be fashionable a little bit early ⦠having sex ⦠being gay.â
The funniest TV show Iâve ever seen â¦
Itâs got to be Fleabag. I watched it a few years late and really wasnât prepared for Olivia Colman in it. Sheâs perfect.
The funniest film Iâve ever seen â¦
Mean Girls still stacks up 16 years later and is still supremely quotable. âBoo, you whore.â
The funniest person I know â¦
RuPaul! Every time the cameras were down, he was cracking jokes, flipping off the cameramen and hitting on the pit crew.
The funniest heckle Iâve ever had â¦
Itâs not really a heckle, itâs a read, but RuPaul telling me (about my Snatch game performance) that my âBlanche was blandâ has to be up there.
The funniest hairstyle Iâve ever had â¦
Oh God. Do you remember faux hawks? Mine was dyed a sunset ombre, transitioning from yellow to red. It was not fetch.
The funniest thing that shouldnât be funny â¦
Karen compilation videos. Iâm obsessed. âCalm dowwwwn!â
The funniest word â¦
âScurryfungeâ: itâs the act of furiously tidying your house because youâve got company or a hot date coming. I used to call it âshammingâ, as in: this picture Iâm painting of having my life together is a total sham, but then I discovered a real word for it.
The funniest joke Iâve ever heard â¦
âSo a baby seal walks into a club ⦠â What?! Iâm Canadian. Iâm allowed.
Crystalâs podcast The Things That Made Me Queer is out on 19 Jan