1. She's now not technically a scouser, despite the reality she might sound like she's directly outta Brookside to you. She'll be referred to as a scouser by all of your pals and all and sundry else south of Birmingham - anybody that is, besides for real authentic scousers who will discuss with her as a 'wool'. Technically she's a Wirralien, in case you wanna get outstanding correct.
2. Anyway, you observed she's scouse? Wait 'til you meet her pals. Especially the ones from New Brighton and Wallasey. And the fateful day that you're in the end delivered to her friends from throughout the River Mersey? You might wanna bring a translator with you, friend.
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below 3. She's not from Wirral. She's from THE Wirral. Give it the right name it deserves, please. And you are not IN the Wirral, you're ON the Wirral.
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Pin four. Get yourself clued up on what a Peninsula is for her. At least faux to vaguely care whilst she starts offevolved to explain it to you, because it's an vital truth. And attempt your first-class to locate it lovable and now not bizarre while she refers to it as the Paradise Peninsula in Facebook statuses. It's (usually) ironic (ninety nine% of the time).
Most Popular 5. You haven't visible her at her worst 'til you go to The Krazyhouse, Garlands or Birkenvegas with her. These would possibly sound like ordinary lands to you, and it is pretty probable that she hasn't graced those dancefloors considering she turned into approximately 19. But on those huge nights where some thing can appear, attempt your fine to someway nonetheless discover her vaguely attractive when she's straddling the massive Rhino on K3 making a song 'Show Me Love' with 241 Smirn Offs in her hand.
6. Daniel Craig is quite lots the simplest horny well-known guy who is come from round her neighbourhood. And almost every person you meet claims to have seen him in B&Q for a few motive. Paul Hollywood is likewise from round those elements, however he would not truly count, does he?
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Pin 7. The simplest component she'll want to do in summer season is cross immediately to Parkgate. No significantly. You suppose you've got had ice cream and fish and chips before, however you've got never had them quite like this. Nicholls mint choc chip for life, but it'll simplest be your reward after you've got spent at least hours seeking to park.
Advertisement - Continue Reading Below eight. Don't ever worry approximately taking her somewhere fancy, because anywhere is a step up from Birkenhead Pyramids tbh. The shopping precinct that God forgot, only ever visited when you get your first minimum salary process within the Primark, or while your mum wishes a brand new pinnacle and you absolutely can not be arsed to go over to Liverpool.
nine. Be prepared for her to say some frickin' weird slang phrases - broadly speaking borrowed from Liverpool. "Can I geg in on this night, lad?" "Nah jib it off like." "Eeeeee did 'e? Proper devo'd for ya, babe." "Soz however am a proper crank" and many others.
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Pin 10. Every time you watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, be prepared for her to do the shriek. The shriek that constantly comes when Hagrid goes into the Mersey Tunnel to break out the Death Eaters. Represeeeent, wizarding (wirral) international.